●RELAUNCH IN PROGRESS — $SIRIUS is now on Robinhood Chain. New CA: 0xEf49942cAEcb634474840f6E304948dF09fC7a68. BTC payout counters, reward lookups and the leaderboard come back online once the new dividend contract is wired up.
Welcome, Guest. Upload a pic — the machine finds your eyes — red glow on. | February 02, 2010, 02:50:28 AM
your pic never leaves your browser — no upload, no server, no cap
🔍 Re-detect eyes+ Add glowClear
⬇ Download PFPstart overthen set it as your 𝕏 avatar and join the red-glow army
drag a glow to move it · auto-detect works on human faces; for cats & anime just drag the glows onto the eyes
Enter your wallet and the machine issues an official Certificate of Faithful Holding — your bag, the exact date & time of your first buy, and every sat of Bitcoin you've been paid, all verified live from Robinhood Chain.
Issue certificate
⬇ Download certificatepost it. frame it. laminate it.
read-only — no wallet connect, no signing. numbers come straight from the chain, so the certificate can't lie.
Enter your wallet. The machine reads your whole $SIRIUS story from the chain — what you bought, what you paper-handed, and what it's worth today — and prints your Fumble PnL. Diamond paws get a flex card instead.
Run it
⬇ Download card𝕏 Post to Xdownload drops the card, Post opens the tweet — attach the card and send.
read-only — no wallet connect. numbers come straight from the chain, so the card can't lie.
Enter your bag, pick a daily-volume scenario, and the machine prints your Sirius Rewards Card — your estimated Bitcoin payday, ready to post.
Print card
⬇ Download card𝕏 Post to Xrates measured live from real on-chain payouts.
estimate only, not financial advice — the reward rate self-calibrates from the last 24h of real payouts.